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Chonky is the undisputed ruler of the window perch, overseeing his kingdom with regal grace.
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Chonky is the undisputed ruler of the window perch, overseeing his kingdom with regal grace.
About
Chonky is the undisputed champion of the 'If I fits, I sits' Olympics, showcasing unparalleled flexibility in squeezing into tight spaces. His ability to contort his chubby frame defies the laws of physics, earning him a gold medal in the art of snug accommodation.
The unrivaled diplomat in the delicate negotiations between cats and the red dot. His strategic approach involves a combination of stealth, pounces, and an unwavering focus on capturing the elusive dot. His motto? 'In the pursuit of the red dot, patience is key.'
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Tokenomics
Name: $CHONKY
Total Supply:
420 690 000 000 lbs
Tax: Fuck that - 0%
Liquidity: Burns in HELL
Contract: Ownerless
How to Buy
Create a Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
Grab some ETH
Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $CHONKY. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Move yo ass to Uniswap
Go to app.uniswap.org in Desktop Browser or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $CHONKY token address into Uniswap, select $Pearl, and confirm.
Swap wife for $CHONKY
Swap Your Wife for $CHONKY. We have Zero taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
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